Atrial Fibrillation
(but in Haiku form)
etiology
50% of the time:
idiopathic.
Other causes are:
heart, pulm, thyroid, systemic
and “holiday heart”.
Some signs can include:
palps, syncope, thrombi, and
irreg. irreg. pulse.
EKG: fast rate
Up to 175
Irreg. irreg, too
Oops, forgot: no P’s
…Great, now I’m stuck in a verse
…Doo dee doo dee doo…
Ahem! Now, treatment:
Unstable: cardiovert
Stable: take your time.
First, calm ventricles
Rate control with Beta block-
-er, C.A. blocker.
Second, thin the blood.
This is based on CHAD-2 score.
May be chronic course.
If this doesn’t work,
And Afib won’t go away,
Third: zap the sucker.
(For all you purists,
the term is “cardiovert”
the result’s the same)
If more than 2 days
Of Afib, or unknown time,
Give warfarin FIRST,
3 weeks BEFORE zap,
goal INR 2 to 3.
Or, just TEE.
Then, give one more month
of some warfarin, or else….
They clot/die/sue you
If Afib STILL there,
you have failed as a doctor
Just kidding! Still hope!
Now think ABLATION:
Kill heart circuitry with FIRE!!
…Not work? Miller time
That was brilliant! I love it!
Jon,
I plan to pass this one on to a cardiologist friend!!!
Your poetic skill
Has honored your ancestors.
Tuition worth it!?
O-M-G! Love this!
Maybe instead of neuro –
Cardiologist?
Thanx Jon,
I’m fibrillating
with delight and joy
at my brother’s boy.
Don’t forget Dig
to make heart rate slow
if BP is low.
Regards, Uncle Joel