Tech Corner: Apple Releases Revolutionary Device

Apple's Fuhrer-in-Chief

April 5th, 2010

Apple announced late last Tuesday that they had plans to further expand the brand beyond computing devices. With the introduction of iSplode, the user-friendly and highly intuitive new explosive, Apple will formally enter its bid to join the civil engineering community. “We think this new tool will have many useful applications. For years, explosives have been far beyond the purview of the everyday man. But iSplode is simple and intuitive. We’re achieving our dream of bringing inaccessible and esoteric technologies to the common family,” said Apple CEO Steve Jobs of the new product, adding, “we expect growth in this area to be explosive.” The iSplode will only be useable within AT&T’s mobile network.



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