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Owen Albin is a third-year medical student.

Failed Diet Programs

By Owen Albin

Starvation

Reenact that gross scene from A Clockwork Orange with the Food Network on

All-Cork Diet

Coat everything in Baconnaise

Eat chocolate then vomit in a puddle of tears

Cut off what you gain (The Shylock Diet)

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