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Owen Albin is a third-year medical student.

Poor Choice of Safe Words During Sex

By Owen Albin

“Kazam!”

“Keep doing that”

“Use the corkscrew”

“Maureen Dowd”

“That feels quite pleasurable, in no way do I want you to stop what you are currently doing.  Oh god, I am experiencing an orgasm.”

“grunt”

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