Issue 1
Table of Contents
![Photo by Chris Chapman](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ULAM-5-100x75.jpg)
The Unit for Laboratory Animal Medicine and its relation to the hospital at large.
![Lead_II_rhythm_generated_ventricular_fibrilation_VF](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Lead_II_rhythm_generated_ventricular_fibrilation_VF1-100x75.jpg)
(but in Haiku form)
![fatcameo](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fatcameo-100x75.png)
inspired by Sir Thomas Petty IV
![Airbus_A380_blue_sky](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Airbus_A380_blue_sky1-100x75.jpg)
Post-Modern Perspectives on Air Travel
![The Better Burger](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/IMG_03762-100x75.jpg)
Existential ponderings on the good burger
![Hit Me With Your Best Shot: 3](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/4057618970_b7c44233891-100x75.jpg)
We took photos of people wincing
![by Chris Chapman](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/4122755589_4e6c455c20-100x75.jpg)
We laughed, we cried
![By Ania Owczarczyk](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/100_4301-100x75.jpg)
Following summer to winter
![Path-lol-ogy!](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pathology-favorite-so-far-100x75.jpg)
Banner Ads Off the Beaten Path
![Keanu-Reeves159](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Keanu-Reeves1592-100x75.jpg)
by A. Stalker
![teratoma-intro-1](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/teratoma-intro-1-100x75.jpg)
An Introduction
What I cuts off, I keeps
![Pee-Pee Dance](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Picture-11-100x75.png)
Advice You Shouldn’t “Pee” Without!
by Charity Finkel
Professor lectures in “real time;” most students confused, indifferent
“At first, I thought my ears were just going faster.”
![Illustration by Rebekah Mutesi](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Image-100x75.jpg)
An overview of ”gigglefarting” disease
Long hair + beard = sexi
It’s all about the motion on the ocean
Male seeking precious female
![jacked-bro](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jacked-bro-100x75.jpg)
From a Brah
![big buddha](http://www.the-hippo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/big-buddha-100x75.jpg)
The Miley Cyrus Path to Enlightenment
Johnston Pickleworth IIIrd, esq.
Nice guys take the longest to finish ;-)